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		<title>God Blesh ya Kesha!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=239</link>
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		<title>Even more p-p-p-p-product placement!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=235</link>
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		<title>Skit 28!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[John playing with the wrapper off a coke bottle and the ink comes off in his hand. he says &#8220;hmm i wonder whats in this stuff&#8221; and then blood starts coming out of his eyes. Then he says &#8220;i think i need some help&#8230;but the colours&#8230;.JAYYYYSUS&#8221;
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=233</link>
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		<title>TeleAwesome!!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=228</link>
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		<title>Skit 27!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two part skit. Starts off in a pub with these two big knacker women wearing massive hoopy earings drinking loads and then suddenly start to fight each other and completely destroy the place. They get kicked outside and continue fighting. A few hours later when the bar closes and the bar man leaves he walks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=225</link>
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		<title>Help! I&#8217;m a whale!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dear Johnsathan,
I weigh 2 stone and I am fat, I wanna look like that pretty model on the concern ad, how do I? My fingers don&#8217;t help me anymore and neither does my toothbrush? HELP
I&#8217;m so puking in Supermacs now
-obese&#8221;
Dear obese,
Johnsathan hears your problem and knows the solution. Bulemia is very destructive&#8230;to peoples personal property [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=221</link>
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		<title>The Cult of Raquel Ray</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A spoof of the horrifyingly mundane &#8220;Rachel Ray&#8221; Show,..
The show starts and a clearly drunk Raquel stumbles down the entrance stairs. The audience goes and wild with clapping and screaming. She stumbles down to the kitchen and needs to be helped into her seat by a techy, so that she doesn&#8217;t fall all over the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=219</link>
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		<title>Skit 26!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Skit on old people telling children to get out of their garden, children telling old people to get out of their garden, demented old folks with alzheimers wandering around a garden
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=216</link>
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		<title>Airhead out of air?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dear Johnsathan,
I am such a super fan of your website. Being a lesbian, my life is very boring. Especially my sex life. I am so tired of shaving my legs, arms, back, legs again, face, head, shoulders and vag. I am also so tired of breathing! can you help me with this problem? 
Your big [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=206</link>
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		<title>Death by STYLISH!!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=198</link>
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		<title>Jem is truely truely truely STYLISH!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=188</link>
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		<title>Praise be to Glentantica!!! STYLISH!!</title>
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We&#8217;ll all see you next tuesday
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=184</link>
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		<title>Stylish Wonder &#8211; I&#8217;ve got hair</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=181</link>
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		<title>Baby got front, back and sides!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=179</link>
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		<title>Dental plan o seguro dental los simpson</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=177</link>
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		<title>Stylish woman doesnt care who&#8217;s watching!</title>
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=175</link>
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		<title>Skit 25!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An ad on television for litter box&#8217;s for elderly people. &#8220;not on the floor grandma&#8230;.get into the corner and do it&#8221;. Show some old woman getting her nose rubbed in it when she doesnt use the box. hahahaha
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=173</link>
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		<title>Skit 24!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Even more horrible things that happen on play TV Ireland&#8230;
The guy is hosting the show, wearing a casual suit and saying things about the game, &#8220;its so hard, I think this one might be too hard for some of you&#8221;, he suddenly stands up straight and says, &#8220;no, actually Im being told that its not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=166</link>
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		<title>skit 23!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the secret to my and johnsathan&#8217;s beautiful skin is &#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;we swallow&#8221;
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		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=164</link>
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		<title>Skit 22!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[more terrible things hapening to the ginger bitch on play tv. she gets a phone call during the show from someone who has been kidnapped and its the only number they could ring for some reason, &#8220;hello caller whats the food beginning with c&#8221;&#8230;.&#8221;chommmba chummms&#8230;.helllp meee&#8230;..&#8221;&#8230;&#8221;emm i think thats chumba chops? ive never heard of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://johnsathan.com/?p=162</link>
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