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Skit 19!
Me and john recreating saturday night by wigfield, getting dolled up like demented looking drag queens
Edited: July 28th, 2009
Skit 18!
Jeremy kyle slithers out of a haunted mirror every morning in order to host his show as a demented lunatic. People in scotland watch jeremy kyle because they aspire to be the contestants. 16 year old mother “i wish i had 3 children for my brother”
Edited: July 28th, 2009
Skit 17!
Barry gets lazer eye surgery:
Barry is lieing on the table wearing one of those gowns, he rolls over to reveal his terrys chocolate orange and the surgeon see’s and says “OH MY GOD! who wants to lazer my eyes”…then the nurse says “but doctor you need to perform the opperation on the patient” and then the surgeon says “must destroy vision…” and blows his head off with a lazer. Barry then says “is it done yet? i have a hot date tonight”..then the nurse says “yeah…i dont think tossing off blind pensioners for bottlecaps counts as a hot date”
Edited: July 27th, 2009
Skit 16!
Barry on his bed with no top on and singing “erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body” to some other guy. The guy looks around and see’s a vat of acid and proceeds to stick his hands in it removing them to see they are skeleton hands. he then says “now for the eyes”..”must destroy vision….”
Edited: July 23rd, 2009
Skit 15!
Walking past shops and looking in the window to see werid stuff going on, like walking past a shop and seeing a woman trying on a prostetic leg and saying “hmm i dont know, i think it makes my ass look big”
Edited: July 22nd, 2009
Skit 14!
2 gays 1 restaurant:
a new restaurant opens and we are the hosts. We escort 2 people to a table and they sit down and we give them the menus. while they are looking at the menus someone leaves the kitchen and the doors swing and all you can hear coming from the kitchen is the song from the two girls one cup video and the sound of puking. Then we go over to the table to take the order of the people and they go “whats happening in the kitchen”, and we say “oh yeah we hired two new brazillian chefs, they’re in the kitchen right now making magic! they are so amazing”..
- “so what would you like from the menu?…..cos natalya will totally eat it and puke it out for you or if you wait a few hours she could…” couple buts in “thats ok we forgot we’re anarexic so we’re not hungry, good bye”
- “so what would you like from the menu?….puke or shit?”..woman starts crying and i move down to her ear and whisper “you disgust me” and then lick her cheek and say “no one can handle sweetcorn”
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 13!
Big brother diary room. One of the housemates is giving out about another one of the contentants. “i wouldnt trust him as far as i can shit!..and as we all know thats not very far. Check out my website, www.itookahugeshitonyourmothersfacewhenshewasasleep.com”……”screw you winona rider! you’re always one step ahead”
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 12!
guy browsing the internet, lets call him barry. He suddently see’s that notification thing in the bottom right saying he’s gotten an e-mail from hot-or-not.com and he says “oooh hot or not” so he clicks on it and this big window opens with huge flashing red letters and screams “NOT!!!!” at him, his hair gets blown by the screen shouting at him
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 11!
internet pervert in a chat room for the elderly saying “WOW! you can upload your videos into my youtube anytime, just take your dentures out first. I just love a no denture adventure”
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 10!
Remake of the chest popping scene in alien only instead of an alien exploding out of the chest its gnarls barkley sininging crazy, soon followed by one of teh other characters saying “so thats where you’ve been these past few years”
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 9!
Series of completely ridiculous people playing really hard pieces on the piano, including ronald mcdonald and paris hilton
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 8!
Tony blair and george bush having sex. they say “yeah yeah we know its old and cliched, but we fell in love after our first time”…”now we cant stop exploring the caverns of love”….”oooh the next expedition is about to begin so unless you wanna join in i suggest you leave….slowly”
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 7!
Do you want to join our fan club..theres only one way in…but two ways out!
Edited: July 21st, 2009
Skit 6!
As soon as mcdonnalds closes at night ronald mcdonnal comes to life and eats left over burgers out of the bins, crying and saying he’s so fat. He also says that mcdonnalds has taken away his self respect like diabeties has taken away his foot
Edited: July 20th, 2009
Skit 5!
walking up to people randomly in the street and saying “7 days” to them and then walking away. 7 days later we pop out of the closet and go “boo” and then say “now you have aids”
Edited: July 20th, 2009
Skit 4!
guy walks into a bar and has a laptop in his hands and asks if there is a plug to use. He’s directed to the corner seat and proceeds to take out a microwave and popcorn maker and starts to make food, leaving the laptop unpluged
Edited: July 20th, 2009
Skit 3
Carol smiley being killed in a mysterious paint accident.
Guys walk in to room after big explosion and carol is gone but all that is left is an outline of a person up against the wall with another outline beside it bent over mysteriously…
OR
she gets wallpapered behind the wall and is screaming help me and everyone else is like “do you hear something?”…”no no, not at all”
Edited: July 19th, 2009