“Dear Johnsathan,
I am such a super fan of your website. Being a lesbian, my life is very boring. Especially my sex life. I am so tired of shaving my legs, arms, back, legs again, face, head, shoulders and vag. I am also so tired of breathing! can you help me with this problem?
Your big fan – ClungeMagnet69″
Dear ClungeMagnet69,
Our stylish solution to your problem is…..just quit or sew it up!
Johnsathan
Edited: August 18th, 2009
Edited: August 18th, 2009
Edited: August 18th, 2009
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Edited: August 18th, 2009
Edited: August 18th, 2009
Edited: August 18th, 2009
An ad on television for litter box’s for elderly people. “not on the floor grandma….get into the corner and do it”. Show some old woman getting her nose rubbed in it when she doesnt use the box. hahahaha
Edited: August 18th, 2009
Even more horrible things that happen on play TV Ireland…
The guy is hosting the show, wearing a casual suit and saying things about the game, “its so hard, I think this one might be too hard for some of you”, he suddenly stands up straight and says, “no, actually Im being told that its not that hard…., …but it is..”,
Switches to the studio, which is actually the control room from The Prisoner. The man sitting in the egg chair, stands up as an alarm sounds “WARNING, INDEPENDENT THOUGHT DETECTED!” over and over. He says, “Kill him!” and then the Giant Bubble from The Prisoner starts chasin the Play TV guy, who runs out of the studio screaming, “Im not a nunber! I am a person!!” the number on his badge reads; 11,
The next night, another guy is on the play TV set, he looks the exact same as the other guy, except with a unibrow. A voice over the speaker says, “Good Evening number 12…”
Edited: August 7th, 2009
the secret to my and johnsathan’s beautiful skin is …….”we swallow”
Edited: August 6th, 2009
more terrible things hapening to the ginger bitch on play tv. she gets a phone call during the show from someone who has been kidnapped and its the only number they could ring for some reason, “hello caller whats the food beginning with c”….”chommmba chummms….helllp meee…..”…”emm i think thats chumba chops? ive never heard of that before, thanks for calling.”…”please help me he’s got a knife…”….”please call again!”
Edited: August 6th, 2009
Edited: August 3rd, 2009
play tv skit 2. Switch it on at a later time to see the ginger one with her makup running down her face as if she’s been crying for hours. she looks like the joker. and she says “please…..whats the f@*ing answer” and then lights a cigarette
Edited: August 3rd, 2009
flicking through tv and put on play tv. see the crazy ginger woman goin mad and shouting at the camera, “look in your f@*king fridge!!….its a f@*king fruit begining with f*@king X. Its not that f@*king hard! you f@*king cunts!”
Edited: August 3rd, 2009
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