Two part skit. Starts off in a pub with these two big knacker women wearing massive hoopy earings drinking loads and then suddenly start to fight each other and completely destroy the place. They get kicked outside and continue fighting. A few hours later when the bar closes and the bar man leaves he walks out the door and down the road a bit and then bends down to pick up one of the hoopy earings still attached to an ear.
Edited: November 23rd, 2009
“Dear Johnsathan,
I weigh 2 stone and I am fat, I wanna look like that pretty model on the concern ad, how do I? My fingers don’t help me anymore and neither does my toothbrush? HELP
I’m so puking in Supermacs now
-obese”
Dear obese,
Johnsathan hears your problem and knows the solution. Bulemia is very destructive…to peoples personal property bitch! so you better make sure that when you’re doing the two finger tombola you dont ruin someones stuff! That model on the add is very stylish and I’m afraid you’ll never be so. Because you are so fat our super stylish advice is to try and get a job at seaworld, I mean how long can shamoo live right??
Lots of stylish love,
Johnsathan!
Edited: November 12th, 2009
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